random

i was looking through old online progress reports for the thingum erictan is making us do when i realised certain teachers keep saying the same few things about me /: this leads me to believe they have a list of words to use and then just pick and choose. this has been proven to be true by my mom who says her partner sent her a list to fill out the report cards with. hmm. care to clarify, teachers?

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reminder: REMEMBER TO PASS IT TO TING CHIH (: AND THE MONEY FOR THE PHOTOS!

more quotes. [part three]

will owe you an ice cream (i have the evidence!)

that’s good. i am revising military equipment. (sad lives of reservice. xh and me were discussing cs at ther house.)

sophisticated. (on what cs should be.)

oops. (forgot where this came from. i suspect it’s the same one as the first list.)

i will check when i get home. out right. now. [i replied something along the lines of having dinner with his wife, and the reply was] yes, having dinner out. lazy to cook.

i don’t think there’s ever going to be such an art project. you move on, indulge on the process. start with something…the experiece will grow on you. sometimes going on impulse might work. (on cs. again.)

glaZe (clay times. for some strange reason it’s glaZe and not normal glaze.)

hmm? (this is so xh.)

shoot. printed, forgot to give out. (HA! teacher cursing.)

thank you. that’s quite sweet of you. (on jess and mine ‘on toast’ series in whiteboard marker. go ask her.)

another meeting in MOE… (i distinctly remember showing jess this and saying i’ve never seen people use ‘moe’ in an sms. of course, at that time i was thinking of the moe moe, and not education moe.)

that’s the one that melted. (sad fate of polymer clay.)

that’s good news. uncle jack said so. (ON SHOOTING GETTING GOLD (: )

have moved the fruits back to the office. (makes me wonder what else they keep in there…)

new joke: what is the deadliest joke? just choking. (harhar. what’s funnier is the time sent. 0609 on the ninth of april A SCHOOL DAY in the morning?! i’m not even fully awake yet /: )

teLly (misspelling of really)

course progress has been bad. (it has, hasn’t it?)

forgot to tell you i bought expensive super 8 film for your coursework…(i initially read it as super expensive film 8.)

wrong one. it’s the one near the window!!! (damn wall plugs and ovens and electrical appliances in general.)

one of the wall sockets/plugs near the window doesn’t work. (yeah and apparantly i short-circuited the whole building in the process.)

two teachers down. (with what? i assumed it was the flu.)

pigeon hole (note the space) pigeonhole (note the lack of space. these were from different sources.)

i need a few liner quote. (when you have so many?! look at the list!)

about aep. (oh yeah.)

want to go home…(wonder of wonders. coming from the person who spends more time in school than at home…)

will rephrase “aep classes are filled with experiments where the outcome isn’t always predictable”. (yes i said that. so uninspiring compared to blinding glimpse of the bleeding obvious.)

perfect for power points…(note the space again. imagine a superhero pointing a finger and a laser beam shoots out…conceptually interesting?)

good to know nanyang style…(such an obvious hint for the block test. tsk.)

hmmmm….(such profane thoughtfullness.)

oh dear. next time will tell mrs tan to make everyone copy it down….(you’d better. i don’t like being bothered by smses on what to study, when humans were made with two ears and one mouth. and the mouth eats and talks, so a mouth should talk one-quarter as much as the ears listen.)

things will get crushed. (ooh like my pride and dignity? just joking.)

yah lah sob sob. (on our dismay at his leaving.)

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tingyi’s message on 12-04-09: LOL i just saw mr lim with his wife!! XD

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interestingly, we’re getting TWO new teachers in term 3. see? mr lim is so indispensible that we need TWO people to make up for him. jess and sotong and me were discussing if he got paid more than the other teachers, but i don’t think i should talk about that here. it’s for another time (:

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FEEL FREE TO ADD YOU OWN!! PLEASE EXPAND THIS LIST /:

shugar

damn i just fell for emily wong. hard. ough indeed.

and my ankle hurts /:

because of the stupid curb in computer lab 2, i fell when trying to open the back door. well i opened it anyway. the door, not the curb.

my poor ankle /:

more lame quotes from the main boon himself!

more quotes:

are you talking about bacteria…culture…

are you high strung? (string ensemble syf day)

mystical = my-sticker

sacrificial mincemeat (WHAT?!)

sorbet; corbet.

guava is near java.

angkor-WHAAAT?!

best regards and a good sunday (reminds me of a oscar wilde line. forgot which. something about why people shouldn’t murder their fathers on sundays)

the older few can be found at http://boonmily.wordpress.com/2008/09/17/lkbs-quotable-quotes-that-are-not-so-lame/

anyway i shall set myself upon the task of scrolling though the 3000-odd smses in my phone (they’ve been there since i got the phone last october…WOW!) and filtering out some of them.

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i’m quite intruiged by this week’s urban feature article on haridressers.